REVIEW: Kong: Skull IslandBy Quinn OxleyApril 1, 2017This may be a few weeks late, but I actually find my review of Kong: Skull Island to be incredibly timely.

When an adventurous team of scientists approaches Tom Hiddleston and asks him to guide them through the treacherous Skull Island, he uses his expertise and rugged good looks to lead them through Kong’s territory.  But is he gorgeous enough to get them out alive?  Okay, I don’t know about all of them, but he’s certainly gorgeous enough to try.

For a change, I’d like to talk you through my numerical rating of the film.

One star for Tom Hiddleston’s acting.  Captain James Conrad is a deep, layered individual on par with Heath Ledger’s Joker and Gregory Peck’s Atticus Finch.  Get that man an Oscar already.

One star for the enrapturing plot.  Tom Hiddleston’s journey through Skull Island certainly kept my attention.

One star for the stunning cinematography.  Tom Hiddleston looks good at every angle.

One star for the the score.  Tom Hiddleston’s voice is mint chocolate chip ice cream.  His accent is thick hot fudge.  Mmmm.

One star for the script.  Apparently, Hiddleston wrote all his own lines.  Brilliant and beautiful.  He is perfection.

One star for the stunt choreography.  When he (Tom Hiddleston, I mean) slices through that creature with a katana - Heaven help me.

One star for the effects.  Although, we all know which part of Kong: Skull Island most affected me.

One star for the wardrobe.  Another star for whomever decided to give Tom Hiddleston a shirt that showed off his flawless physique.

And one star for Tom Hiddleston, just because I’m a little biased.

Rating: 10/10

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